I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
