So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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