Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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