Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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