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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

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  Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!

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• (510): View more from California

  Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome

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