Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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