It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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