this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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