12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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