someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
How's work?
Spinning.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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