Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What drink are we having for lunch?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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