Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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