Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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