just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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