can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
