hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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