end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you made out with another girl for some wings
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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