Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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