In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
