It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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