I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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