yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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