I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
