4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize