Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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