Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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