i jhust puked up my retainher.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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