i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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