I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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