just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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