dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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