We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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