Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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