you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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