if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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