I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize