did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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