i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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