Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Terrible idea I love it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
