So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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