I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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