Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I had to cum in my sink.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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