Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
