I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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