Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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