absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
