I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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