My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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