if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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