I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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