what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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