In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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